Car audio installers are sometimes asked to do more than just install great car sound.
A customer might ask for his car to be checked for wiretapping. Or he might want special compartments (“traps”) installed.
Roger Lanctot of Strategy Analytics went to his favorite installer who gave him a list of 30 things he could not do.
“As an example, he first told me that he could sweep a car for bugs or tracking devices at a customer’s request,” said Lanctot. “But if he found a device that was put in by law enforcement – state, local or Federal – he would not be able to inform the vehicle owner. Given that I live in the Washington, DC, area, this is a real concern.”
Here are the 29 other things he said he could not do:
- Take large sums of cash and not bank it
- Take catalytic converters out of exhaust systems for the precious metals
- Wire up dash video to play while the vehicle is in motion
- Sell radar detectors in illegal markets
- Install voice recorders
- Steal airbags and wire around ignition squibs for checksums
- Take the customer’s old radio when new product is installed
- Sell used/pre-installed product as new
- Provide fictional warranty docs
- Hire illegals
- Hide damage to customer car
- Aid in insurance fraud
- Do side work after hours
- Resell product bought through unauthorized channels
- Offer radar jammers
- Disribute drugs to customers for a “tip”
- Install illegal window tint
- Install eyebolts in the car floor (for restraints?)
- Snitch out cops
- Work for “weed”
- Pay kickbacks to car dealer employees
- Install illegal audio/video surveillance
- Install tracking devices without owner’s consent
- Install non-SAE HID headlights that blind other drivers
- Install red/blue warning lights and siren in civilian car
- Witness a murder
- Steal customer’s drugs
- Defeat emissions
- Create hiding places for drugs and other contraband in the car
Lanctot concludes, “The fact that a list like this can be dreamed up reflects the nature of the world of car stereo installation….Car stereo installers have become the equivalent of doctors, attorneys and priests with privileged relationships to their customers and carefully proscribed relationships with law enforcement. Everyone should have an installer friend – like a GP for your car. But find one fast, they are a vanishing breed. Just don’t expect him or her to tell you if the Feds are tailing you.”
Source: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/automotive-aftermarket-confidential-roger-c-lanctot
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It would depend on where you work. I’ve run into a couple of those situations while working in South Sacramento.
Of course it’s satire. Geeze! We all got a good laugh out of it. Lighten up.
This is ridiculous. We are professional and I consider what we do a trade, not a job. I have dedicated 24 years to 12V integration and have never once ran into the situation that is on this list.
I’ve been in 12v 28 years. Numerous times have been asked to install hidden compartments, check the car for surveillance, and offered weed as a tip. It’s not all satire…
Its not satire. It is reasonably serious. It is how we are viewed by an enthusiast consumer. paying attention is a good idea.
Ray Windsor
What in the holy hell is this
I can’t figure out if this is serious or satire……
I’m guessing satire?
Priceless !!!