30 Things Car Audio Installers Can’t Do

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Car audio installers are sometimes asked to do more than just install great car sound.

A customer might ask for his car to be checked for wiretapping. Or he might want special compartments (“traps”) installed.

Roger Lanctot of Strategy Analytics went to his favorite installer who gave him a list of 30 things he could not do.

“As an example, he first told me that he could sweep a car for bugs or tracking devices at a customer’s request,” said Lanctot. “But if he found a device that was put in by law enforcement – state, local or Federal – he would not be able to inform the vehicle owner.  Given that I live in the Washington, DC, area, this is a real concern.”

Here are the 29 other things he said he could not do:

  1. Take large sums of cash and not bank it
  2. Take catalytic converters out of exhaust systems for the precious metals
  3. Wire up dash video to play while the vehicle is in motion
  4. Sell radar detectors in illegal markets
  5. Install voice recorders
  6. Steal airbags and wire around ignition squibs for checksums
  7. Take the customer’s old radio when new product is installed
  8. Sell used/pre-installed product as new
  9. Provide fictional warranty docs
  10. Hire illegals
  11. Hide damage to customer car
  12. Aid in insurance fraud
  13. Do side work after hours
  14. Resell product bought through unauthorized channels
  15. Offer radar jammers
  16. Disribute drugs to customers for a “tip”
  17. Install illegal window tint
  18. Install eyebolts in the car floor (for restraints?)
  19. Snitch out cops
  20. Work for “weed”
  21. Pay kickbacks to car dealer employees
  22. Install illegal audio/video surveillance
  23. Install tracking devices without owner’s consent
  24. Install non-SAE HID headlights  that blind other drivers
  25. Install red/blue warning lights and siren in civilian car
  26. Witness a murder
  27. Steal customer’s drugs
  28. Defeat emissions
  29. Create hiding places for drugs and other contraband in the car

Lanctot concludes, “The fact that a list like this can be dreamed up reflects the nature of the world of car stereo installation….Car stereo installers have become the equivalent of doctors, attorneys and priests with privileged relationships to their customers and carefully proscribed relationships with law enforcement.  Everyone should have an installer friend – like a GP for your car.  But find one fast, they are a vanishing breed.  Just don’t expect him or her to tell you if the Feds are tailing you.”

Source: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/automotive-aftermarket-confidential-roger-c-lanctot


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9 Comments

  1. It would depend on where you work. I’ve run into a couple of those situations while working in South Sacramento.

  2. This is ridiculous. We are professional and I consider what we do a trade, not a job. I have dedicated 24 years to 12V integration and have never once ran into the situation that is on this list.

    1. I’ve been in 12v 28 years. Numerous times have been asked to install hidden compartments, check the car for surveillance, and offered weed as a tip. It’s not all satire…

  3. Its not satire. It is reasonably serious. It is how we are viewed by an enthusiast consumer. paying attention is a good idea.

    Ray Windsor

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